7.
SUICIDE
A man of honour, a true English gentleman, might have come
to this conclusion sooner. The pills and
the booze, the blade in the bath. No
place to be weak, Simon, no place to be weak.
You wonder how
strong you are. Better to deal in
certainties, and it’s quite certain you never became the man you were meaning
to become. Can’t argue with that. Feel sorry for yourself, get angry. Be astonished by your own superficiality, how
poorly you’ve lived, how little you’ve cared for the light and the truth. A part of you, still fighting on, protests
you left no stone unturned, hence young Eva.
You wanted to know if there was something better, and then when the
blackmail cut in you weren’t sure it was any worse pretending that Europe needed Russian gas than pretending the European
Parliament was just the place for an ambitious young politico like you. Working for money, marrying for money,
helping one country, helping another, the lines all blurred.
Most of
them, Simon, not all. You were always on
the same track, interested in nothing much except your own esteem, the comfort
of your inflated sense of self. In your
quest for the meaning of life, at which you only get the one go, you have
indeed left no stone unturned. Ha. Except for any of the heavy ones.
You disgust
yourself. You have nowhere left to turn.
The blade
in the bath and then you’re done. No
more falling on your feet. No more
falling.
The trouble
with suicide is that it gives so much value to life. If you conclude that life is so utterly
pointless that it’s not worth living, then life is not really worth not living,
either. Makes little difference either
way.
I don’t see
you as a suicide, not you, Simon. You
couldn’t do it. Not to yourself.
8.
MURDER
This idea came from the unemotional, almost inhuman mind of
Miss Higgins, or so one day you will allow yourself to believe.
But it’s
also true that you get bored with the idea of disgrace, both its inevitability
and how mundane it seems. The hidden
mistress is such a tawdry and common way to fail.
Higgins
sips her tea, puts the cup delicately back in the saucer, shrugs. Higgins says no Eva equals no problems with
your wife. The Russians who have been
such close friends to Eva think the same thing, now they want you in London. As it happens, Higgins too wants the Russians
to want you in London. She suggests, in your nearest café Le Roi et
Son Fou, while dissecting a blood-red linzertorte
with a cake fork, that you could be of assistance by reporting back on what the
Russians want from you (three family passes to Legoland and the projected
subsidies for nuclear fuel).
Or we will expose your affair with Eva
Kuznetsova.
Who will? They will.
We will. Holy Moses. Everyone will.
To accept the kind of arrangement
offered by young Miss Higgins is surely an elegant way for Euro MP and future
parliamentary high-flyer Simon Vindolanda to avoid disgrace. Your ruination simply won’t be allowed to happen,
or not now, not yet. You will be looked
after and cared for, just as you have been shepherded for some time now without
your knowledge. We have been listening
and watching. You are now being offered
the unusual opportunity to submit to higher forces who understand you because
they know you, we know everything there is to know about you. Such is life, under Her Majesty’s wing.
Unfortunately,
in this scheme of things, Eva has to go.
Higgins is not an impulsive character, but was perhaps ahead of you when
she politely suggested that Eva is in a very dangerous profession.
‘What?’ You pretended not to hear or understand her,
I rather think the latter. ‘Former
assistant to the Russian trade envoy at the Strasbourg European Parliament?’
‘Whore,’ Higgins said.
Don’t feign
such shock. We’re much alike, you, me,
young Miss Higgins. We all like to think
things through to the deadest end, and on this occasion here is where the
thinking leads. Higgins showed you the
photographs of Eva in leather leaning against a crash barrier on the underpass
beneath the A49 to Colmar. That was before she met you. It isn’t difficult for the Russians to find
recruits in this part of the world. At
the underpass, waiting for the German-plated cars, nearly all the girls are
Russian.
Higgins
will have told you we don’t actually have to act. In fact we should do nothing, except wait and
watch. The Russians will take care of
Eva in their own time, in their own way, but you weren’t happy with that, were
you, Simon? Not happy at all. Even if the Russians are careful with Eva,
late at night in the cold-flowing river, drunk on vodka I should think, poor
lost and careless lass, then you’ll still know what really happened. So will Higgins. We’ll all be accomplices to murder. Which is true, and don’t forget the Russians
will know that you know. Probably make
sure of it, more weight on their side of the blackmail balance. And although Higgins also knows, the Russians
don’t know about Higgins.
Exciting,
isn’t it? No two years will ever be the
same again.
Leave Brussels
and Strasbourg
behind. Move on to Westminster where you always wanted to be, no
one the wiser. That’s what Higgins
said. Exact words, and we can play them
back to you as many times as we like, as so much else:
‘I won’t do it.’
‘What is more disgraceful?’ That’s Higgins again, using her sensible
tea-time voice, ‘this, a chance to help your country, or the inevitability of
failing at your job and sinking into obscurity as a disgraced Euro MP? Not even a very memorable scandal, to tell
the truth.’
You’ll get
tired of Eva, you know. Name of the
game. It’s hard, and for your own peace
of mind I appreciate that you’d prefer to tire of other people before they tire
of you. Nothing’s perfect. But in our line of work Evas come and go, and
I have a feeling you’re going to last at this.
You have an eventful career ahead of you. You’ve already proved yourself adept at the
hole-in-the-wallery, so why not the cloak-and-the-daggery?
I wouldn’t
want Higgins to have to withdraw her offers of protection and assistance. The Russians won’t be very happy with
you. They’ll call in the balance of the
conditional. A few well-placed rumours. You and Eva.
The imminent happy event. Then
what?
‘I won’t
stand by while somebody gets killed!’
Your voice
became quite high-pitched at this point, despite the nobility of the
sentiment. From the video footage I can
see in your eyes that you believe it, for the time being.
‘For Christ sake she’s
pregnant. Have some heart.’
‘Is alleged
to be pregnant,’ Higgins corrected you.
Then she left, without deadlines or ultimatums. She did not leave her details. Even her, Simon, even Higgins, you watched her
closely as she walked away. Just as we
were watching you.
We can see
it in your eyes, Simon. You’re not ready
to take advice. Not yet, not on this
cycle.
But what
else can you possibly do?
1.
DENIAL
As you stand up in front of the microphones and cameras
you’ll have a lump like uncooked pastry in your throat. It will feel bad, wrong, horribly
self-destructive. It will feel like going back to school, like real life.
Reading
from a prepared statement, you will say that you simply do not accept the
unfounded and malicious allegations that have been made against you. You have no idea why or how they originated. You have never been in contact with any
inappropriate individuals or organisations and wish only to continue with your
life as a family man and an active member of the European Parliament. You trust that from now on you and your
family will be left alone.
No one
believes it, not even you.
2.
CONCEALMENT/CONTINUED
DECEPTION
Come on, Simon, jump ahead. We both know where this is going.
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